I NEED A FUCKING METAL COAT HANGER SO I CAN GIVE EVERY FEMALE MEMBER OF THAT FAMILY AN IRREVERSIBLY BROKEN UTERUS, EVERY MALE BROKEN TESTES AND ALL ADULT MEMBERS LOBOTOMIES. MAYBE THE BRAINS OF THE VERY YOUNG ARE MALLEABLE ENOUGH TO STILL BE SAVED.
Oh, and of course, they are from Florida, further confirming several of my theories about said state.
Oh also today is the first day of the school year for me whooooooo! Psychology and biochemistry ftw
Edit: Guys it gets worse. They are originally from Arkansas, so my bad Arkansas gets credit too. But the part that is worse is that apparently the father was a fucking representative in the House at one point. The fuck?
Edit Part 2: The Revenge: I have not had an LJ showing like this in forever! I guess the way to people's attention spans is through their fears of 18 children?