roulettemx (roulettemx) wrote,
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roulettemx

I watched the news today, oh boy

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS A FAMILY WITH 17 KIDS AND THE MOTHER IS PREGNANT AND THEY HAVE A REALITY TV SHOW COMING OR MAYBE ALREADY ON I DON'T KNOW BUT IT IS CALLED 17 AND COUNTING OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT AND THE PARENTS' REASON FOR DOING THIS SHOW IN SPITE OF THEIR TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES (I.E., BULLSHIT) IS THAT THEY "WANT TO SHOW AMERICA THAT EVERY CHILD IS A GIFT FROM GOD AND THAT A FAMILY CAN GO AND HAVE FUN AND LOVE THE LORD BECAUSE EVERY CHILD IS A GIFT FROM GOD."

I NEED A FUCKING METAL COAT HANGER SO I CAN GIVE EVERY FEMALE MEMBER OF THAT FAMILY AN IRREVERSIBLY BROKEN UTERUS, EVERY MALE BROKEN TESTES AND ALL ADULT MEMBERS LOBOTOMIES. MAYBE THE BRAINS OF THE VERY YOUNG ARE MALLEABLE ENOUGH TO STILL BE SAVED.

Oh, and of course, they are from Florida, further confirming several of my theories about said state.



Oh also today is the first day of the school year for me whooooooo! Psychology and biochemistry ftw


Edit: Guys it gets worse. They are originally from Arkansas, so my bad Arkansas gets credit too. But the part that is worse is that apparently the father was a fucking representative in the House at one point. The fuck?

Edit Part 2: The Revenge: I have not had an LJ showing like this in forever! I guess the way to people's attention spans is through their fears of 18 children?
Tags: fuck you crazy parents, too many fucking children
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