roulettemx (roulettemx) wrote,
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roulettemx

Recipe for victory:

Ethan:
Phase one: note that man sitting in front of Ethan and Max on the bus has one of those hats with the tiny bills that point slightly up, and that the bill is pointed toward us, straight behind him.

Max:
Phase one: Mention how you'd like to put a sign on the man's hat.

Ethan:
Phase two: Pull out notecard and brown sharpie.
Phase three: Write 'bidoof' on it.
Phase four: Very carefully place sign on man's hat so he doesn't notice.

Max and Ethan:
Phase two/five: LAUGH SILENTLY UNTIL YOU CRY.

Man with bidoof sign:
Phase one: Don't notice.
Phase two: Adjust your hat, notice, read sign, and throw it out the window without looking behind you to see who did it.

Max and Ethan:
Phase three/six: BE SIMULTANEOUSLY FRIGHTENED AS FUCK AND ELATED.

Man:
Phase three: Get off the bus a few stops before Max and Ethan.

Max and Ethan:
Phase four/seven: Pretend nothing happened and don't look at him.
Phase five/eight: Laugh more and call girlfriends (even if Ethan is calling a dude named Cody in another state) and share the joy.


Oh, hell, I forgot to mention that somewhere in that bus ride, a man tried to sell us pot.
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