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Friday, June 19th, 2009
2:10 pm
Omegle is wonderful
Stranger: hi asl
You: oh hi~
You: 20/a mystery/USA
You: I am amazed you haven't disconnected yet~
Stranger: put your hands between your legs and tell me what you feel
You: jeans
You: >:3
Stranger: under the jeans
You: my chair
Stranger: between your skin and the jeans
You: underwear!
Stranger: between your skin and your under wear between your legs
You: um
You: a small patch of air?
You: I think you are trying to get at me describing my genitals
You: but my genitals have skin so
Stranger: yep
You: if you want between my skin and underwear, that is a small amount of air.
Stranger: underneath your underwear but not your jeans or the chair
You: my skin?
Stranger: yeah what does it feel like there
You: skin-like!
You: and a little hairy
Stranger: is it wet at all
You: no but FYI
You: vaginas are not always very wet.
You: alternatively, I could just be touching my mons
You: which will be dry regardless!
Stranger: is there an extension there
You: Well
You: both clitori and penises count as extensions
You: and labia do too I would argue
You: so, yes.
Stranger: which do you have then a clit or a dick
You: well they both come from the same tissue
You: developmentally
You: so those are basically the same thing.
Stranger: just tell me your damn gender a guy cant wank forever on what youve given me so far
You: oh, you want my gender?
Stranger: yes
You: I thought you wanted my sex.
You: So wait which do you want
Stranger: f
You: ?
You: does f stand for gender
You: or sex
Stranger: gender male- m female- f
You: so you do want gender?
Stranger: yes
You: well I I'd say
You: about 25% feminine, 75% masculine
You: I identify as masculine
You: But I certainly have some degree of a feminine side!
Stranger: god damn
You: :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I can't believe he stayed on for that long :3
Friday, November 14th, 2008
2:12 pm
O hai
Sup birthday? I didn't see you there. Come on in, birthday! Make yourself at home. By my count... this is your twentieth stop here. Oh, no, I didn't mean anything by that birthday! I absolutely adore your visits! You are a pretty cool guy!


In case that was too stupid or too vague to be worth reading, I turned 20 today!
Saturday, November 8th, 2008
6:39 pm
Every once in a while maybe I do a good thing!
SECRET NAME (5:45:55 PM): I s'pose although I am in kind of horrible spirits so I might not enjoy them so much
SECRET NAME (5:56:30 PM): maybe everyone thinks I am pathetic and awful and are just too restrained by decorum to say anything
SECRET NAME (6:04:21 PM): I guess maybe you're right
SECRET NAME (6:07:22 PM): I dunno
SECRET NAME (6:07:29 PM): I kinda wonder if people respect me less now
SECRET NAME (6:09:10 PM): huh
SECRET NAME (6:09:20 PM): I feel a lot better now :D
SECRET NAME (6:31:00 PM): anyways talking to you made me feel a lot better, thanks for that

:>
Monday, September 29th, 2008
8:21 am
I watched the news today, oh boy
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS A FAMILY WITH 17 KIDS AND THE MOTHER IS PREGNANT AND THEY HAVE A REALITY TV SHOW COMING OR MAYBE ALREADY ON I DON'T KNOW BUT IT IS CALLED 17 AND COUNTING OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT AND THE PARENTS' REASON FOR DOING THIS SHOW IN SPITE OF THEIR TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES (I.E., BULLSHIT) IS THAT THEY "WANT TO SHOW AMERICA THAT EVERY CHILD IS A GIFT FROM GOD AND THAT A FAMILY CAN GO AND HAVE FUN AND LOVE THE LORD BECAUSE EVERY CHILD IS A GIFT FROM GOD."

I NEED A FUCKING METAL COAT HANGER SO I CAN GIVE EVERY FEMALE MEMBER OF THAT FAMILY AN IRREVERSIBLY BROKEN UTERUS, EVERY MALE BROKEN TESTES AND ALL ADULT MEMBERS LOBOTOMIES. MAYBE THE BRAINS OF THE VERY YOUNG ARE MALLEABLE ENOUGH TO STILL BE SAVED.

Oh, and of course, they are from Florida, further confirming several of my theories about said state.



Oh also today is the first day of the school year for me whooooooo! Psychology and biochemistry ftw


Edit: Guys it gets worse. They are originally from Arkansas, so my bad Arkansas gets credit too. But the part that is worse is that apparently the father was a fucking representative in the House at one point. The fuck?

Edit Part 2: The Revenge: I have not had an LJ showing like this in forever! I guess the way to people's attention spans is through their fears of 18 children?

Current Mood: angry; however, school is cool
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008
10:39 pm
Nobody reads this anyway, so time for me to autofellate!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/452946 is hilarious. You should watch it. Also, you should note that a lot of reviews are like "OH NOEZ THEY SAID A RACIAL SLUR." Somebody responded in a review, asking why it is ok for black people to say the n-word and why other races can't. I spent way too much effort responding because I am CRAZY. Here it is:

"In response to, "Why can't a white person say nigger but a black person can?", I would argue it comes down to privilege and context. Black people are at a disadvantage due to history; this disadvantage has been pretty well propagated through racism. This has produced a context where-in slurs exist to refer to the 'lesser' by the 'higher.' These slurs, when used by somebody in the 'higher' position, directly point out and reinforce the existence of the disparity. When used by somebody in the 'lower' position, this context doesn't really make sense and therefore it is taken as them trying to change the meaning of the word so it is no longer a slur, or, more simply, they are 'taking it back.' Unfortunately, even a well-meaning white person can't really 'take it back' by using it when other unwell-meaning white people are using it in the context of the slur-sense. Only when the person is known to be cool within a small group is the term allowed, as the context is understood as 'taking the word back,' as opposed to reinforcing the oppressive connotation. There are three possible solutions. First, society could work to make the word never be said by anybody so that the mix-up of connotations is no longer an issue as nobody uses the word in the first place. Unfortunately, making a word taboo is usually stupid as fuck. Second, society could work to destroy and limit the context of the word by using it in everyday places such as the media, cheapening and weakening the word. This could potentially work, but also could be an excuse for assholes to call black people niggers and be like "LULZ JK." Third, perhaps the more equitable option, is to attempt to shorten the social and economic disparity between races by weakening racism through education that emphasizes acceptance and through social services to help even the playing field so that underprivileged groups have an EQUAL opportunity and associations between black people and lower-economic-class are weakened. This, while the most difficult approach, is without a doubt a good ideal to strive for.

Also, I agree, within the context of the joke, it was hilarious and clearly just used for obscenity, not as a slur.

WHY AM I ARGUING SEMANTICS ON NEWGROUNDS JESUS CHRIST : ("



Of course, nobody will read this, so this is pretty much just for me to look at later and be like "hahaha I WAS AWESOME" but really I will look back and be like "hahaha WOW I WAS STUPID." It'll be alright!


EDIT: Jesus Christ what the fuck. I said something intelligent to somebody on Newgrounds in a PM and wasn't called a fag. Go figure!

"Thank you very much, and you are correct on every point good sir. Truthfully I was explecting a lot of hate-mail from this but I was pleasantly surprised when I read your message.

Thank you again for your thoughtful insight."

Current Mood: accomplished
Saturday, July 26th, 2008
10:31 pm
GXPERT
TRULY A FANTASTIC

Current Mood: TRUCK ME
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
9:03 pm
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE


BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

Current Mood: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
Saturday, April 26th, 2008
3:52 pm
Guys,
I have a confession to make.

When I was small and my bffs were always trying to harsh on my Imaginary Friends, I would get very upset. So upset that sometimes I would recede into myself and become someone else, not unlike a person afflicted with Multiple Personality Disorder, or whatever the fuck the PC term for it is these days. I hate goddamn PC terms, such fuckin' bullshit, whatever the hell "disassociative identity" bullshit, doesn't MEAN anything. And another thing. These new five dollar bills are ridiculous.

Not hot.
Shut up, Max.

-han- um -Max there
Monday, March 31st, 2008
3:48 pm
Fuck.
So, I got called in for jury duty. I have to delay it because of school. I have to do it within the next year. I am going on vacation in August and September is too risky what-with school starting near the end of it. So I went for July. Then I realized that if I end up stuck in a trial, so much for working in Dr. Wamser's lab. Which I really want to do at this point. I think I will probably cry if I don't even get a shot at working in his lab, because I am really pumped about the possibility of it at this point in time.

I really, really fucking hope I don't get selected.

Current Mood: Potentially crushed
Monday, February 18th, 2008
7:53 pm
Basically the best thing ever holy shit
el trebek: basically I won at chemistry professor
WrathOfBlade: oh man, is this one of those "Chemistry Stories"?
el trebek: this morning he was all "Yeah my mom who is 94 is in intensive care and my dad is going to go into assisted living (also 94) so I won't be here after Wednesday's class."
el trebek: and I was like "shit :<"
el trebek: because I really like this professor a lot
el trebek: I would gay marry him!
WrathOfBlade: ...and that's the best thing ever?
el trebek: and I have been loving the class, he makes O-chem wonderful, etc. etc.
el trebek: SO
WrathOfBlade: YOU CRUEL BASTARD
el trebek: I wandered outside of his office for like 20 minutes
el trebek: debating whether to go in and anonymously tell him how much I like the class
el trebek: and to express sympathy for his situation since I have had some experience in it :<
el trebek: and I did and he was nice about it
WrathOfBlade: man that would be so cool to do but also really difficult and awkward
el trebek: and I told 'im about my mom to express that I knew about it
WrathOfBlade: moreso for some than others, I guess
el trebek: and he was like "Yeah, that is very hard for people your age"
el trebek: and told me his daughter was in the same boat
el trebek: because his wife passed away 6 years ago ;____;
WrathOfBlade: oh shit
WrathOfBlade: poor guy
el trebek: and I was like "holy shit a tenured professor who wins hella fucking teaching awards and got magna cum laude at caltech and brown and did postdoc work at harvard SHARED A PERSONAL STORY WITH ME"
el trebek: and he asked what my name was (keep in mind this class is 250 people, so I was bein' anonymous)
el trebek: and I was like, "Well, my first name is Max, but I am going to withhold my last name to avoid any preferential leanings" sort of as a joke but also to make this less pressure on me
el trebek: and he was like, "Max Cart?"
el trebek: and I was like "D: You got me"
WrathOfBlade: you are officially his favorite
el trebek: basically he remembered my name because I post on the online messageboard for the class
el trebek: which he reads over
el trebek: and I have answered questions on there
el trebek: to help other dudes in the class out
el trebek: and I was like "holy shit he knows my fucking name" in my head
el trebek: and we BSed about some chemistry for a bit, some lab stories (I did most of the talking because I was nervous and he is somewhat more mild-mannered than I)
el trebek: and I showed off my burn I got last week as my first chemistry injury :>
el trebek: and I also mentioned that I was readin' a little bit of his research on posters in the hall
el trebek: and he was like, "Yeah, a lot of students ask if they can do research in my lab, and I always tell them to finish O-chem first. But if you wanted to apply in the summer, I would check with your TA's first, but you could potentially work in it if you wanted"
el trebek: and I was like "D:" in my head
el trebek: he fucking invited me to apply to work in his lab
el trebek: and the thing is that in professor reviews
el trebek: everybody says they lub him because he is wonderful
el trebek: but also that he is a bit distant in person, probably because of all the suck-up pre-med kids
el trebek: and he was smilin' with me and we talked for like 15 minutes without him bein' like "k get out I have work to do" and he invited me to maybe work in his lab and told me personal stories.
el trebek: and during the conversation, he mentioned the Portland State University magazine (which is small, infrequent, and pretty useless but whatevs)
el trebek: which he got on the cover of :>
el trebek: and I was like, "Yeah, I've seen it!"
el trebek: and he was like "I think I have a dozen or so outside of my office, if you want to take one"
el trebek: Hannah interpreted this as him tryin' to show off to me a little and if so that is so endearing and HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I MADE A CONNECTION WITH MY FAVORITE PROFESSOR I HAVE HAD SO FAR HOLY SHIT
el trebek: and like I was me about it
el trebek: all admittin' to bein' nervous
el trebek: and what have you
el trebek: not like "bwahahaha I am super serious whoo"
el trebek: "I WANT YOUR RECOMMENDATION"
el trebek: this happened at like 11
el trebek: I AM STILL ADRENALINIZED
WrathOfBlade: I'm pretty impressed
el trebek: and like
WrathOfBlade: I sort of thought you'd go off on a tangent about covalent bonds or something, but that is genuinely one of the best things ever
el trebek: I am amazed still that I managed to get myself to walk in his office.
el trebek: I HAVE BALLS UNDER HERE SOMEWHERE

Current Mood: HOLY
Saturday, September 1st, 2007
11:21 pm
I AM LESS LIKELY TO PICK UP MY PHONE THAN EVER
FOR NOW MY RINGTONE IS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN AND I'M NOT SURE I'LL WANT TO INTERRUPT IT.

Current Mood: RAWK
Sunday, July 22nd, 2007
10:33 pm
lol wut D:
Spotting an ex-girlfriend you haven't seen or spoken to really for about two years while hangin' out with a current girlfriend is one of life's little ways of saying "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


Ya know what I mean?

Current Mood: Discombobulated
Monday, July 16th, 2007
2:10 pm
Sobbing works wonders
While I know people who will disagree, I still say that sobbing your heart out for a couple of minutes really makes things better when you're done!

Finally feeling a bit less burdened!

Current Mood: relieved
12:22 am
Powder Keg
I feel like a powder keg. I feel like half the time, I am exploding (albeit not too intensively) at everybody I talk to. And yet there is no catharsis, and I'm still just as angry and on-edge. I'm having trouble letting shit go, I have to be right, and the end result is that I'm really stressed and a lot of Hannah's LJ friends probably think I look like a huge piece of shit. And then, to top it all off, I think I'm finally starting to get past some of the shock from my mom dying and hitting the depression/anger, and then I delude myself enough to say that I'm only upset because of that and that nobody knows my pain, it isn't fair, etc.

I really want a fucking break. Two weeks where I can do anything without being judged or interpreted. Especially by myself.

Sup tears.

Current Mood: frustrated
Sunday, July 1st, 2007
10:48 am
DJ TAKA MILESTONE BAAAAAAAAAW
After I take a shower and eat some food, it will probably be done torrenting.

Then, I can find out:

Did I spend $44 on something that deserved to have $44 spent on it?

Also, I wish to bring attention to this horrible piracy website:
http://www.sblorgh.org/bttracker/
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAVE THE TENACITY TO TORRENT SUCH THINGS. I do not condone this at all. *cough*

Current Mood: anxious
Thursday, June 28th, 2007
4:32 pm
WHOO GETTING WALKED IN ON
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10:37 am
lol wut
Why the fuck have I been randomly angry for the past three or four days?

Baaaaw
Monday, June 25th, 2007
10:45 am
Recipe for victory:
Ethan:
Phase one: note that man sitting in front of Ethan and Max on the bus has one of those hats with the tiny bills that point slightly up, and that the bill is pointed toward us, straight behind him.

Max:
Phase one: Mention how you'd like to put a sign on the man's hat.

Ethan:
Phase two: Pull out notecard and brown sharpie.
Phase three: Write 'bidoof' on it.
Phase four: Very carefully place sign on man's hat so he doesn't notice.

Max and Ethan:
Phase two/five: LAUGH SILENTLY UNTIL YOU CRY.

Man with bidoof sign:
Phase one: Don't notice.
Phase two: Adjust your hat, notice, read sign, and throw it out the window without looking behind you to see who did it.

Max and Ethan:
Phase three/six: BE SIMULTANEOUSLY FRIGHTENED AS FUCK AND ELATED.

Man:
Phase three: Get off the bus a few stops before Max and Ethan.

Max and Ethan:
Phase four/seven: Pretend nothing happened and don't look at him.
Phase five/eight: Laugh more and call girlfriends (even if Ethan is calling a dude named Cody in another state) and share the joy.


Oh, hell, I forgot to mention that somewhere in that bus ride, a man tried to sell us pot.
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
7:17 pm
So you know when you have a parent who is a dick about A-'s?
And also who isn't especially vocal about when you do good, though they are silently proud, BUT YOU CAN'T HEAR SILENCE SO IT STILL BUGS YOU WHEN THEY GET ON YOU FOR A-'s?

I was totally fearing this scenario, because I missed some calc assignments and got a 78/100 on the second midterm. I also kinda bombed my chemistry final (21/35) because I didn't re-study the stuff from the first two terms at all! Between that and my consistent A- work in Frinq, I was prepared to get all A-/B+'s and have my dad be like "I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GET INTO PHARMACY SCHOOL BAAAAWWWWWW."

Fucking 4.0 this term.

Extra credit in calculus ftw.

Curved grading in chemistry and horrible performance by the class as a whole ftw.

Subjective grading and my badasserole website ftw.

Life is amazing.

Current Mood: FUCKING VICTORIOUS!
Thursday, May 10th, 2007
12:07 am
Make shit stop.
I want a fucking break.
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